Perks Of Being A ...
The images that are you are viewing are images of things I have felt, ever wanted, or simply are the words I could never say.
me during shower time:
What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep:
I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day:
how do I spell house?
22. April 2014
If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.
(Source: expertcosmotips, via iadoreyoubabe)
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
my short (horror) story:
it was a chilly tuesday night
my family had all already gone up to bed
it was about 11pm and i was at the prime of doing my homework
all of the sudden…
i looked down at my stomach and realized i had missed dinner today.
i began to think of the cheetos that were sitting on…